a limerick

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2006 20:15:52

There was a young man from Boston,
who went out and bought a new Austin;
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas,
but his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 28-Dec-2006 19:23:46

hahahahahaha, love it!

Post 3 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 28-Dec-2006 19:37:58

Good one, Becky. Never saw that one before. When I was younger and in college, there was a game where you would say a lymrick. If you couldn't come up with one, you had to take a swig of beer, and pass the glass to the next person.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 0:46:43

Well Lou, I didn't make this one up; it was e-mailed to me by a friend. I have no poetic talent or ability to come up with original limericks. But I sure wish I did.

Post 5 by Thom3of5 (Do the Doo.) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 9:36:55

That was good. What about this one?

There once was a man from Saint Claire
He was doing his wife on the stair
The bannister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air

Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 11:18:57

lmfao! that one's great!

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 11:57:38

LOL Thom, that was funny.

Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 14:36:41

Here's one from my youth, whispered around an illegal cigarette on the school grounds.

There once was a man from Kinntucket,
Whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could f***k it!

Ah the innocence of youth.

Bob

Post 9 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Monday, 01-Jan-2007 22:04:51

A prostitute living in Kew
 Once filled her vagina with glue.
"Well," she said with a grin,
"since they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it, too."

Post 10 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Monday, 01-Jan-2007 22:19:09

Hehehehe, *grin*, love these! *grin*.

Post 11 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 01-Jan-2007 23:49:23

dear god! these are great!

Post 12 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Friday, 05-Jan-2007 20:21:53

ehheheheheheheh,hahaha,hehehe, nice, great, wonderful all, lol!