Category: Joke Board
There was a young man from Boston,
who went out and bought a new Austin;
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas,
but his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
hahahahahaha, love it!
Good one, Becky. Never saw that one before. When I was younger and in college, there was a game where you would say a lymrick. If you couldn't come up with one, you had to take a swig of beer, and pass the glass to the next person.
Well Lou, I didn't make this one up; it was e-mailed to me by a friend. I have no poetic talent or ability to come up with original limericks. But I sure wish I did.
That was good. What about this one?
There once was a man from Saint Claire
He was doing his wife on the stair
The bannister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air
lmfao! that one's great!
LOL Thom, that was funny.
Here's one from my youth, whispered around an illegal cigarette on the school grounds.
There once was a man from Kinntucket,
Whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could f***k it!
Ah the innocence of youth.
Bob
A prostitute living in Kew
Once filled her vagina with glue.
"Well," she said with a grin,
"since they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it, too."
Hehehehe, *grin*, love these! *grin*.
dear god! these are great!
ehheheheheheheh,hahaha,hehehe, nice, great, wonderful all, lol!